[New] Check the last time I responded

Often I get questioned when I’m available and the answer can only be it varies. My schedule shifts dramatically. Things pop up. Events get canceled. Sometimes I get asked for my timezone, but it isn’t a helpful answer. This is because I might stay up until 6 am one day and wake up at 5 am the next. Some days I get an hour of sleep and on other days, I get 10. And in rare cases, I lose wireless service or my battery dies.

So, while my auto-unlocker is your best bet to start with for getting your document quickly, I have built-in analytics to determine the last time I’ve delivered a document. This website is nothing fancy and not perfect, but it does the job most of the time. Amazon gift cards are revokable until I deliver your document so there’s nothing to lose if it doesn’t work. Without further ado, you can check my response times (updates every 5 minutes) here.

By the way, my website uptime for the last month was lower than usual but still greater than 99%!